• Make us laugh

    Our Twosomes, Peter & Emily, are fond of a witty quip over supper. Lord knows it’s difficult to keep your chin up after a stressful day but we’re sure you’ve got a gag in you that you can unleash!

    How to enter

    Two lines is all you need - just pop in a line and a punchline in the illustration on the right and fill your details in below and you could see your own brand of wit feature online or on our packs.

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Terms and Conditions

ELIGIBILITY:

This promotion is open to UK residents aged 16 or over, except employees of the Promoter, their families, agents or anyone professionally connected with the promotion.

COMPETITION:

We want you to help us create some jokes for The Twosomes, featuring Emily and Peter. You will need to send in a two line joke (one line for Emily and the other for Peter) via the online form on our website. Top jokes (chosen by our panel of judges), will get their jokes put on our website or even our pack!

The jokes should be funny, original and they need to work well with our characters.

Entries will be assessed when they are sent but final close date is 31/7/2012.

USAGE:

By submitting your joke, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sub-licensable and transferable licence to use, reproduce, distribute, perform and make derivative works of your video in any media and through any media channel, including the right to make your video available for download.

CONDITIONS OF ENTRY:

It is not guaranteed that sending us your joke will ensure its appearance on our website or packs.

You must be 16 or over to enter this competition

Your joke must be your own original work and your sole and exclusive property. By entering the competition, you warrant that your joke has not previously been published or won an earlier prize. You also warrant that you own or control all of the rights to your joke.

You must not send in material that is unlawful, offensive, obscene, defamatory, discriminatory, threatening, pornographic, harassing, hateful or racist, or encourages dangerous, irresponsible, anti-social or criminal behaviour.

We reserve the right to disqualify any joke which in our reasonable opinion has not complied with these terms and conditions together with the right to remove any such video our website and/or any other media within our control.

LIABILITY:

If you submit a joke that includes material the rights in which are owned by a third party, including intellectual property rights such as copyright and trademarks, you will be responsible for any legal action that party may take against you.

GENERAL:

No responsibility is accepted for any network, hardware or software failure or error of any kind or for any late, lost, corrupted or delayed transmissions.

By participating in this competition, you will be deemed to have accepted and be bound by these terms and conditions and consented to the transfer of your personal data to the Data Controller for the purposes of fulfilling this promotion and any other purposes to which you have consented. All entry instructions form part of these terms and conditions.

These terms and conditions shall be governed by the laws of England & Wales and the courts of England shall have exclusive jurisdiction.

Promoter and Data Controller: Bigham’s Ltd, Coriander House, 2 McNicol Drive, London, NW10 7AW